sent to me by PL... funny..A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Kuala Lumpur. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice.
"Daughter, when you're in KL and if you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements Mother set for you. You must find a man that is 'faithful', not 'spendthrift' and must be a "virgin".
With this advise from her mother, the girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to her kampung to get hermother's blessings to marry.
"Mother, I've met my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for a holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't that being faithful?".
Her mother nodded in agreement.
"Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, we shared one room only. Isn't he not spendthrift guy?"
For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.
"And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin".
"How did you know he is still a virgin?" The mother asked with trepidition.
"Mmm....his 'that one' is new......still wrapped up in plastic,mum!!"
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Is the wrapping plastic stated the expired date??
actually ar.. I am wondering if she is sure it's plastic or ummm... :P rubber??? :P
maybe he know how to save money, that's why he use plastic bag instead ?
you know, plastic bag is probably cheaper than rubber.
hehe....well, hm...nvm..will not leave the comment here!
wakakaka... so funny... Jason Phoon.. you might be right also... wakakakaka... save money.. wakakakaka....
hmmm... mcfan.. what do you wanna comment bout this?? comment la..
still wrapped in plastics? she should look for the price tag next time...
like tat how to know if girl virgin ar?? wrap with wat wor??
lol in this case i'm sure a lot of guys are virgin...
hahaha.. would be funny if got price tag also... :)
hmmm.. joe.. maybe for gals.. might be wrap with the vege wrapper ler... or foil wrapper.. :P
wings.. I can't imagine man.. so easy for guy to become a virgin.. :P
i tink is rubber la... XD
ecl!5onz... you are most likely right la.. but then if for jason phoon.. in order to save money he will probably use plastic bag.. :P
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there is a way to know if a guy is a virgin.... people and guys make you blieve there isnt coz they want to fool you..... a virgin guy has a penis as thin and short as your middle finger the more he has sex the more it grows and gets thicker .....
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